My father's interesting theory...

My father, to put it nicely, is interesting. The other day, my brother found me online and said, "You'll never guess what Dad just said!" Others would probably make a few guesses, but the things my father comes with can sometimes be so out there that I don't even try to guess anymore. On that particular day, my father's theory, in summary, was that Barack Obama is the precursor to the anti-christ. Just a precursor, you ask? Yes, because my father thinks the anti-christ is going to come out of Syria for some reason. How am I related to this person? A few other things he's said in the past:

- Palin is brought by God
- Global warming is something the liberals made up
- Obama is not a real Christian
- Evolution is not real (p.s.: my father is a bacteriologist, and he's seen bacteria evolve.)
- We're America we should be able to take what we want
- Don't adopt a black child (in relation to a conversation I was having with him about my consideration of possibly adopting a child one day).


No, people, he was not kidding. I'm almost tempted to send him this Christmas greeting: